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h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

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dilclo:

dilclo:

What is a ducks favorite food?

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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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vocaroo:

if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit

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mdnartpop:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

me in 2 years

mdnartpop:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

me in 2 years

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